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Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

Do you know the difference between a pun and a fart?

A pun is a sudden shift of wit!

Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?

Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history!

Stop thinking too much, it's alright not to know all the answers!

In a school in Punjab, everyone was singing, "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hand...".

Only 5 students clapped their hands. The rest of them were called Sunny, Bobby, Sonu, Anil, Vishal, Sanju, Harpreet, Gurpreet, et al.

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it. But it is also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Do you know the meaning of morning?

In the Cricket of Life, Morning is an extra inning given by GOD to play and win.

Have a winning morning!